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Public loos ☹️

Yuk stinky poohs
Disgusting public loos
Is there any need for that plight
A plague of germs delight

Yet what can one do
You are fed up of crossing your legs
Make sure you nip your nose
I recommend you buy some pegs

Don’t you dare sit on the seat
Those germs will adhere to you
Just squat your legs with tiptoe feet
Coz its minging thru & thru

I forgot to warn you about the smell
It will make you feel instantly sick
Rotten of pee & number two as well
The sewerage aroma is thick

Well once bitten twice shy
I won’t go there again
Unless it is cleaned but pigs don’t fly
So I’ll just have to get a pain
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