PULLING STRAWS

The straw!
What a great invention 
Giving you end to end connection 

Just stick it in your mouth and pull
If you don't swallow 
Soon your mouth will be full 
And that's no bull

Some folks get a lift from it
When they sniff choice drugs through it
Hey, I don't condone it, just saying 
Who the cap fit, let them wear it

Nevertheless,
Men and women has different views 
About it
Women feels lady like, putting their lips to it
While men on the other hand 
Enjoys chewing it

Another purpose I find
Is that the straw is used as a tool
To commit a crime

For a man is found dead
When it enters one head
Of who should pull the trigger 
And that would be the one 
Caught with the shortest straw.

Wilford Barker.