Pumping power ??

Brussel sprout crisps by Walkers
Mmmm just tried them, very yum
Just hoping they don’t give me 
Pumping power from my bum

I absolutely love brussels
Theres simply nothing like a sprout
But they make me very windy
Its fine if noone about

I try to keep it in
But theres always some comes out
& Mercy me its embarrassing
Coz I smell just like a ... sprout

I even love them from the fridge
Can eat them by the load
But it seems to wait till bedtime
Then its perfect time to explode

Christmas dinner is amazing
Its a favourite of mine I think
But the turkey & the vegetables
Makes me horribly stink

God knows what goes on inside that gut of mine
Sometimes its not good at all
But my husband will tell you
I can be like a cannon ball

Fartin’ in the living room
Letting rip in the bed
Haha my hubby thinks I’m like a sewer, thats what he said