QUEEN OF THE ROAD

 
"Buckle up boys" she said as they got inside 
They both knew this wasn't going to be a easy ride
Looked like a taxi but it was nearly half two
Drinking all night it was the best the boys could do

One of the boys gave her a jibberish address 
The other boy was out of it a complete mess 
The lady was no taxi driver and a complete hacker
Her driving a mixture between Hamilton and Schumacher 

Destination found in less than five minutes flat
The boys soon sobered and were thankful for that
Paid her the fare and gave her a massive tip 
This Queen of the road gives other motorists the slip