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Ravenous rabbits ????

Ravenous rabbits ????

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.. then I count four ravenous rabbits munching the green grass.. 

Wowsas one..two..three more that’s seven rabbits amass.. all of them have their heads down in my flower bed.. then I realise they’ve eaten the lot...and I see red!!!

So I chase those wretched rabbits out of my garden gate and I have them all in a batch.. but the little devils runaway straight into nextdoor’s cabbage patch ... Oh no here comes Paddy Pointer with his gun.. then I let the lot out of his greenery and yell “RUN RABBITS RUN!!!”

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Jill Tait

Teeheee lil bunnies are devils tho but so cute ❤️?❤️?

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