REACHING THE HOLY GRAIL

If you find
You’re going blind
And your hearing starts to fail
 
It’s hard to talk
And you can’t walk
So you begin to flail
 
Your thoughts are blurred
Not being heard
You feel like using Braille
 
Your head spins round
Starts to pound
So you begin to wail
 
Your stomach turns
Your food returns
And your face is turning pale
 
You start to hack
Try holding back
But it’s to no avail
 
You start the heaves
Your butt hole leaves
Does in your throat impale
 
You lose control
Of your asshole
You’ve reached the Holy Grail
 
Then your vomit
Spews a comet
Leaving such a pungent trail
 
There’s just one thing
To relief bring
Put your head into a pail
 
But do not breathe
While underneath
Just make sure you exhale
 
Thus, next time swear
You’ll take more care
And don’t drink so much ale
BOEMS by JA 200