Real Cheesecake

I cant explain as their reality
is limited..
It's just not real cheese cake..
it's mush with vanilla,
bits of chocolate flake..
It's not the real Vienna
It's fake...
What do you mean, it's not real
Cheesecake..?

Then I have to explain..
Because they've never ever had
real cheese cake..
it's like not knowing a banana.
They're had New York or Chicago
fancy whipped up sweets,
But not the lemon tangy flan
with sultanas..
That's real cheesecake, continental
style not whipped up mush full
of sugar and slush..
I need to meet more real cheesecake
people. .