Relax

there's a chair
at work..
a leather recliner..
I'm on it..
flat out..
it's like ..
Laying on top
of a fat guy,
it's floating
my boat...
it's so warm
and hugging,
I cant stop
cuddling it..
it's like me,
generous..
comforting..
yealding..
in the midnight
hours..
I must avoid this
chair....
and I must find..
such a man..
warm and cuddly,
with a remote.