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Remember?

Remember when you said you didn't like my dress?
The screaming, the shouting, remember the mess?
Remember when you said you didn't like my hair?
The screaming, the shouting, remember the broken chair?
Remember when you told me you didn't like my shoes?
The screaming, the shouting, remember the subtle clues?
You've had your reminder of every shout, scream and hiss,
So tell me babe, does my bum look big in this?

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