“RENDENDEER!!”

I was on my daily dander dawdling along
Stepping over a stoney stile beside a billabong
I was sweating buckets soaking up the sizzling sun
but it was a super day when all was said and done
Well in my splendorous solitary stroll
I came face to face with a tearful troll
“Good day to you” he said grumpily to me
and I wondered what was wrong with him
What an earth could it be ?

“Are you lost and looking for your way?” He looked so sad on such a sunny day
“Oh bother I have lost my brother, we were collecting some kindling and we have strayed from one another”
Poor little soul I thought to myself
with his dwarf like body and pointy ears like an elf
“If you tell me his name I could give him a shout, we should soon find your brother, I’d love to help you out”

“Oh yes please could you give it a try ?” the tiny troll whimpered with a tear in his eye
“Your sound will be very loud what a good idea, my brother’s name is Redendeer”
So I yelled “RENDENDEER!!” and I bawled that name and from out of the bracken Rendendeer came
The two titchy trolls joined hands and skipped away
On my lonesome walk thru the woods on a beautiful day