Poem -

The Right Movie

The motion picture I would see,

Would change my life entirely.

The pictures messing with my head,

Making me feel great pain and dread.

The image impregnated in my mind,

Making the vague love much harder to find.

The movie for me was deep,

Making me soon start to weep.

I saw the credits and saw the title of the film,

To watch the wrong movie I had paid a large bill.

I exited the theater with great disgust,

What a large mistake, I got mad and I cussed.

I entered a room and sat down to watch,

The movie that I had heard was top notch.

I started to laugh, and laughed 'til the end,

My terrified body started to mend.

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