RITA AND NITA

Rita and Nita were best of mates 
One is always late and the other one waits 
Both have known each other for many years 
They have seen the good times and the tears 

Rita is married to Jack but wishes she was not
Nita isn't married and lots of independence she's got 
These ladies do lunch three times a week 
Retail therapy follows as bargains they seek 

Nothing unusual about this story so far 
However that all changed when they went to a bar 
Both of them saw Jack talking to Sue 
Trying his charm like all men do 

Rita and Nita laughed and both of them said 
"Good luck Sue you would be better off dead"