ROAST (For Greg Tucker)

Sparrowsong what are you wearing?

Is it new?

You finished it?

Enough of the wardrobe okay?

Sparrowsong what's the matter?

People are talking Turkey already, Ben...

This soon?

Are you sure?

Heidi, I swear every year people get more in a hurry...

Sparrowsong are they putting addictives in the Turkeys?

Do you mean additives, Heidi?

​​​​Are they addicting?

I did an experiment you guys...

I think I know why people mistake us for Turkeys...

They do?

I thought we were mistaken for nuggets...

Ben does it matter?

It's part of the food chain...

Heidi's got, TUDE!

What was your experiment Sparrowsong?

To make a long story short...

Small things puff way up when they get hot...

Oh yeah...

Like muffins right?

And those Coconut Balls...

Ben have you been looking at your magazines again?

Very funny Heidi...

No, I was looking at Sparrowsong's...

Sparrowsong?

Ben doesn't know the difference between a magazine and a Cookbook, obviously...

​​​​​​That's some Cookbook...

​​​​​Sparrowsong there's a strange guy named Greg Tucker in the neighborhood...

We have to be prepared...

There's many like him...

Sparrowsong he's a real charmer...

Every time he sees me he licks his lips...

They're probably just dry, Heidi...

You would say that, Ben...

Sparrowsong what do you think?

I think he likes to pick on things that are 3 inches tall...

I'll see you guys...

Hugs...

sparrowsong