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Rob In A Hood.

Rob in a Hood rides through the glen.
Behind him follow his merry gay men.
All of them dressed in pink.
And at handsome men they sexually wink.
They rob the rich and rob the poor.
Each of them a thieving sex mad gay whore.
The sheriff of nottingham wants them in jail.
But his attempts to arrest them does always fail.
Rob in a hood rides through the glen.
And with him on the back of his horse sits his lover Ben.
And behind him follow his pink clad gay men.
All of them sing a merry gay song.
For a long time they haven’t washed, fucking hell the dirty bastards don’t half pong.
 

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Marion

Lol...reminded me of that scene in Shreck...my favourite animations of all time...nice write ?

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