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Is Round A Good Shape

Is Round A Good Shape

Is round a good shape?
Do blimps look awesome in the sky?
Balls to a kid may be fun
And Santa seems happy
As an overweight jolly fat man,
But when I bound the steps
Out of breath
Always thinking of my next meal,
Snoring louder as I slept
Heart beats faster towards death
I can't help looking into the mirror
Asking this man are you for real.
I love to eat healthy
But incorporating a workout into my schedule
Making time I find it hard,
With work and family my mind maybe stretched thin
But me, im stuck round a good shape to be
Happy fatty daddy guilty as charged.

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Bradford

Hey Devon . A great poem . Love the picture. You can be round and have fun too if Santa can anybody can . Cheers hrl

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Devon La Porte

Hey HardRock thanks man, listen and I hope all of the kids are covering their ears Iam Santa lol. Much appreciation to you good sir, really im glad you enjoy reading my writes I thrive on feedback. Love and Respect

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Doris Harris

I like this. A bit of humor. This is great.

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Devon La Porte

Thanks Dorris, truly appreciate you checking out my work, I will definitely stop by and check out some more of yours. So much to see so little time.

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