"Ruben"

"Hello, I'm Ruben ad I'm a cat, you know an animal, like dogs n that"

"Got me human round my little finger one meow! bingo! there's tuna"

"I stroll around not giving a damn, another meow! this time it's ham" 

"I sleep under his bed and often snore, wake during the night and scratch at the door"

"I've got a good life and can't complain, well looked after and never put out in the rain"

"I used to live two doors down, but I was left when they moved out of town"

"With suitcase in hand I hung around, nowhere to sleep but on damp ground" 

"Then one day as I was walking about, I looked up when this man gave a shout"

"I was wary at first I didn't trust him, the last time I did I was chucked in a bin"

"So I took my time to gain his trust, then I said hey! this guy I trust" 

"Now I live in a lovely warm home, no need for me to be sad and roam" 

"Well all I can say is thank god for good guys, come back as a cat..you'll soon learn to be wise!!"