SAFER THAN EVER
(Better safe than #####)

Donāt let anyone in, trust me it is much safer
Priest, uncle, brother, father, trust not thy neighbour
Given the chance who wouldnāt wanna #### ya?
āLeast a rabid street dogās intentions are clearer
Barred door barred windows I am safer than ever
BARRED DOOR BARRED WINDOWS I AM SAFER THAN EVER

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You can never be too careful!
I once gave a lift home to a young man who worked with my son. His bicycle had got a flat tyre.It was early hours in the morning and he said he'd be okay walking. I said to him, "Don't be silly. There's a lot of weirdos about and it's no problem." We got his bike in the back of the car and I gave him a lift home. He was very grateful. He was a quiet, polite boy. A likeable character.Ā
Turns out he was the weirdo! And a dangerous one at that!Ā
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