Saint Agent Orange

The undercover agent
for the Lord
descends into the den of sin
not only to save
wayward fornicators
but to rescue them from Satan,
the evil proprietor,
as their great liberator
saving as many lost souls
as he possibly can
God's chosen implant
had to blend in
with lecherous sinners
and during his mission
having to endure
many fleshly pleasures
which of course disgusted him
to partake in fornication
all for the cause
of his flock's spiritual redemption
Today the Devil
and his idiot minions
are attacking viciously
the Lord's fisherman
for his noble rescue service
Taking ancient pics
of his whole
undercover debauchery act
totally out of context
So the chosen one
has to now face
scurrilous personal attacks
from ignorant media Pharisees
looking to nail him to the cross
for the mass salvation role he did play
I swear this martyr for us all
will be anointed
as a saint some day
to go with his Nobel Peace Prize

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