santas coming soon

We're hanging the tinsel on xmas  tree .ah want tae put the fairy up but my da said am too wee, he said ah hink you neadty grow a bit if Yeh want to reach the tap at that moment ah felt my whole   jaw drap .never mind says ma maw Santa's coming soon he's only in the next toon so if ah wiz u I'd get tae sleep or he'll just fly on buy an at wee lassie doon the street will get an extra treat. aw maw dont or al start to greet . n  will u tell ma da to go to bed coz he's got smelly feet ..