Santa's Doing Time

No visit
from Santa
this
Year

Apparently
Saint Nichols
is well
aware
who 
has been
naughty
or 
nice
as
he fell
prey
to 
Sipping
one 
too
many 
Spiked Egg Nogs
and was 
video taped
driving his
sleigh
under the 
influence
by Adam Schiff.

Fairly
quickly
old Santa
was
indicted
By the Mueller
Investigation
and was given
extra charges
of lying
during 
a federal
investigation
as he mistakenly
stated
he gave Mr Mueller
a train set
when
he was  12
when he actually
gave it to him
when he was
10.

The hope
was 
that he 
would
turn
on the 
DON
as he had
previously
partied
with him
at the Playboy
Mansion
in the late 80's
and had some 
dirt
on him

Kris Kringle
would
not play
ball
so he is
doing 
5 to 10
in the Federal Penn

The Prisoners
are happy
as he 
has decided
to use
this time
to teach 
them a trade
in making
toys

However
The Cons
in return
are teaching
Santa 
a different 
type
of skills
such as 
Identity Theft
Breaking and
entering
and how
to make
a mean
HOOCH

Santa is
becoming
a
Gangsta!

Ho Ho Ho
has been 
replaced
with 
" What up Dawg"
and
Yo Bitch!

Father of Christmas
has chosen
to
no longer
use a pipe
instead
he smokes
a
blunt

The Future
of Christmas
is in doubt
as anytime
now that
he is caught
going down
a
Chimney 

Santa
will be accused
of Burglary

Oh Well
at least
the old man
has learned
to Rap
there are rumors
he might
have a record
deal
If not
he can 
always open
a tattoo shop