Poem -
Satan v. Humanity
My client Satan
would like his critics
who believe it or not
are still legions
that is he has had ZERO
negative influence
over the affairs of man
since he retired
from the morality corruption business
back in the late 16th Century
All the sins of the world
since then
fall exclusively at the clay feet
of God's own very flawed creation
So consider this a legal writ
to cease and desist
with all this
"Devil made me do it" bullshit
or face losing more
than your eternal soul
as we will be filing lawsuits
to bury your slanderous
alibi spewing ass
in civil court
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Comments
Hello Steve...
Seems like everyone's running from the White House to the Jail House...
Isn't there a Song about a Party in Jail?
Oh maybe I'm thinking about Jail House Rock...
Maybe, it's the Place Democrats and Republicans unite?
I'm up for the tax payers enjoying all the things they bought with our money over the last 50 years...
The Democrats definitely have the knack of Shopping down...
Let's see who will be handcuffed next...
Maybe, they'll be something on TV worth watching again...
I'm actually looking forward to that...
Of course, I'm sure Rue Paul and the Drag Queens in their Race will be safe...
I guess that's not a good enough Sport...
They need the all Girl Locker Rooms and bathrooms...
Maybe, you won't lose your smile altogether...
Rant on...
Maybe, your Writes is what they need to fix their disarray...
Thank you for sharing...
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