Satirical

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O Cart man, My Cart Man

Inspired by the 2008 documentary "Carts of Darkness".

O Cart man, My Cart Man

O cart man! My cart man! A fearful trip has begun.
The wheels are weathered, slightly cracked,...

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I Love You

Love

I Love You

A silent
Whisper
Blowing in the
Wind
Sweetheart
Whispering,

I...

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Argh! Oh no for dog's...

Uneasy thoughts commander in chief...

Argh! Oh no for dog's sake...

Will be elected president
(putative tsar of United States
forever long he lives)
until...

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Love With All​ My Heart

Love

Love With All​ My Heart

I love you so much
And the little ways you make me smile,
My love grows for you every day,...

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Enterprise

Enterprise

Enter venture
adventure answered
campers banter
Pampers damper
dapper napper...

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Angel Above

Love

Angel Above

All the Angels
In God's kingdom above
I just knew she's
Was an Angel
From above...

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WHO IS THE BETTER MAN?

Which Would You Rather Be?

Who is Better? The Callous Hypocritical Pretentious, Selfish Successful And Pious Man
With a Lovely...

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A Beautiful Angel

Love

A Beautiful Angel

She's an Angel
From above
I Love her so much
She's my heart
And soul
...

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David P Carroll On The News

Love

David P Carroll On The News

David P Carroll

My poem
Was In the Irish News
Today and Irish Newspapers
And...

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I Love Her Every Day Forever

Love

I Love Her Every Day Forever

Every day of
My life I spend with you
My heart beats and sings

I'll Forever Love You...

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Inappropriate

Dear Academic Support,

So let me get this right...

I need to get myself back into the...

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Fleeing A Burning Forest

Knowingly or unknowingly, they're dumbing us down
The gatekeepers are ragging the newbies and the...

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I Love You With All Of my...

Love

I Love You With All Of my Heart

I love kissing your lips
So soft and sweet
I love your bright
Eyes as they sparkle...

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Gruel

Yep!

Definitely want more of the same please...

The shame

The pain

The...

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I Love You

Love

I Love You

The sun is shining
Bright, The sky is blue
The flowers are smiling too
I can’t wait to...

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Think before you speak

Whoops ..

Think before you speak

Now is the hasty reverse
The clumsy attempt to dismiss said words
An embarrassing try
...

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Every so often

Every so often

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...