Poem -

Say What??

Say What??

The Bafflegabian
from the Republic of Bafflegab
speaks fluent Bafflegabeese..

Sort of a hybrid mix of Chinese
and archaic Mangleese..

No one understands
what the fuck he is saying
except the ancient Vulgarian
who is so angry at the Bafflegabian
he's refuses to talk with him..

Given how pissed he usually is
maybe tis best we are lacking translation..

Then again,
maybe are misunderstood friend
is just frustrated
 

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