Poem -
SCHOOL PORTRAIT DAY
Shoulders back and sit up straight
Today is the day of your school portrait
Your hair is a mess it's all over the place
Is that jam I see splattered over your face ?
This portrait will be a mess there is no doubt
Will hardly be angelic is what I'm talking about
We will look back on this portrait and both will say
What a terrible child you were on school portrait day
If only you were like you sister all sweetness and light
I have now just noticed your black eyes as a result of a fight
Oh son of mine this portrait of you will not be framed
I am totally embarrassed and really quite ashamed
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Comments
Really funny ,loved it x
Ha hah loved this ! it reminds me so much of my school photos..I am old enough to remember when photographers came to the house to take photos and my mum had dressed me in a white organza dress and had my hair done..but 10mins before he arrived I fell over whilst running and managed to bloody up both knees and my nose...I looked like a battle scarred victim in that photo!! ah happy days ...great write xx