SCHUMANN AND PANZER

I needed some help and some legal advice
All the solicitors I rang were quoting me a massive price
Then in the phone book something caught my eye
Schumann and Panzer I would give them a try

Now I don't know about history and don't know about war
Schumann and Panzer sounded German I'm sure
If I did my research I would find their names to be tanks
As long as the legal matter was resolved I would express my thanks

An appointment was made they would take on the job
That's when I had tears and began to sob
The price they quoted was cheaper than all the rest
The tears were of happiness as you might have guessed