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Scwewy Wabbit

Scwewy Wabbit

Scwewy Wabbit

Towering over the fake Easter grass

Mega bunny dominates the basket

Like a solid chocolate beacon

The center piece of the future feast

Sunday morning finally arrives

Time to devour my sweet fantasy

Been waiting to sink my teeth into this…

Hey!! This bogus rabbit is hollow!!!!

So much for the perfect obsession

Just another empty disappointment

Thank goodness for jelly beans

They are always what they seem to be

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