Poem -

seam-stress

seam-stress

I' had my head down,
hundreds of men's pants,
banging them out,
as if in a trance,
it's easy to do, 
with a method approach
my fair hands goes
fast round the crotch, 
and slam it all in baby
and ram it all  past,
sliding through teeth
faster than fast,
a three minute wonder,
the quicker the better
not wanting to linger
longer with my  Ollivetti
flat out now ..warp factor six
300  dozen Marks and Spencer
underpants stitched !

 

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pauline codd

a tribute to Meritina Plc, Corah P,lc and Jaegar, long since gone bust as the cheaper East Textile industries came to peak...I bet Jaegar sent their work abroad too

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