Seaside Heights Sky Ride

(circa 5-20-17)

Sky Ride Ticket Booth,
Helen’s dangling sandaled feet,
Ocean, Waves, Beach,
Sunshine, Breeze,
Briny Sea Water Smell,
Sand Dunes,
Seagulls,
Beach Blankets,
Sun Glasses,
Bathing Suits,
 
BOARDWALK,
Fresh new planks,
Pedestrians,
Baby Strollers,
Bicycles (6-11am),
Music Bands,
An Obnoxious Drunk,
Salt Water Taffy,  
T-Shirt Shops,
Tattoo Parlors,
Seedy Bars
Pizza Places,
Ice Cream Stands,
Miniature Golf,
 
CASINO PIER,
Amusement Rides,
Balloon Dart Game Barkers,
Smell of Sausage Sandwiches,
Post MTV Jersey Shore Show,
Boats in Marinas,
Bait Shops,
Water Tower,
Construction crews everywhere,
For Sale Signs,
Windows-Doors covered with plywood,
post 2012 Hurricane Sandy.
 
How can a shore town
on the ocean
have no decent
seafood
restaurants?