Second Banana Lament

Word of my best friend's 
latest sexual conquest
quickly spread
like wild fire
on the online gossip express

The grainy posted pics
not only confirmed
the salacious deed
but the shadowy back light
added an artistic
almost porn like element
to this out on the open tryst

Who knew
my purer than pure
angelic obsession
of sweaty masturbation dreams
was such a slutty harlot?

She certainly never was with me
repelling my every amorous advance
with polite denials 
of pious morality restraints
that was all just a front I guess

Hey! I don't give a damn...

Nothing but the best wishes
for the bitch and her perfect man

I wonder if she has a friend
of as eager and willing bent
to pity date
the lonely Loser I am?