SEDUCING SANTA!!

Well Santa, I’ve been missing you

Been months since we last met

Our little altercation

Had me working up a sweat

I know you didn’t come to mine

To fill my stockings too

But when I saw that big red suit

What’s a girl to do!

As I saw your big red cheeks

Stood astride my evergreen

Your buttocks round and firm

And stomach surprisingly lean!

There was no more to be said

Had to take you there and then

I’m not a brazen woman

And I’m shy around most men

But you had a certain magic

Which had me in your spell

You emptied out your sac

And you stuffed my stockings well

Hadn’t felt like that for ages

You’re a wizard in the sheets

Didn’t care if I’d been bad or good

You gave me lots of treats

I have to say the juggling balls

You said that I should use

Are still sat in the cupboard

Not something I would choose!

But the ‘rabbit’ it has been a hit

Works wonders on my back

The oscillating motion’s great

Now I’ve got the knack!

Well Santa, now the time has come

And Christmas Eve is near

I’ve bought some kinky lingerie

And some fluffy bondage gear

Cos you know that I’m a good girl

But I thought this year you’d thank

If I was a little naughty

So you could give me a damn good spank!!!