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September spiders?

September spiders?

September spiders?

Out the corner of my eye I espy a mahoosive beast... running as fast as a mouse, infact why the hell do we get spider’s wanting to come in our house ?

I hate them with a vengeance, they give me the dam jitters!!
Black scarey, creepy, hairy four- legged critters

I am certain they are getting bigger as they crawl across your floors... I’m gonna buy some masking tape to seal all of my
doors

September the month of mammoth spiders...keep your hoover by your side.. coz no matter where you run they can see you.. you can’t hide

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Jill Tait

Awww well I don’t like sound of those either I’m so paranoid of spiders :( they so big this year too luv xx

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