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Shark Fin Sandwich

Shark Fin Sandwich

My need to enhance my virilityΒ 
The fin warns fish of fatal doom
My penis punishes my pants
It siphons the steaming ooze
Proverbial primordial pulp
Consumed with a hefty gulp
Its' sharkΒ 
Our portion
My potion
The potency of ill gotten gains
Tasting of happiness and euphoriaΒ 
Somethings are never fair
Never equalΒ 
Always burning my tongueΒ 

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Dameon Farris

Wow I loved the wording and time u put into this! :D great job

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Jemy26

4/19/1975 - 10/09/2018
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