Poem -

She Based Translation

She Based Translation

Oblivious me
constantly misreads
feminine body language
and all the subtle nuances
of their indirect verbal cues
that trip up my clueless literal ass
with every misinterpretation

Such is the level of my ignorance
I would probably be better served
to apply application
of the opposite translation
whenever I dare to ventureĀ 
into the always dangerous realm
of intergender
garbled communications

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