Poem -

SHE HAD A LONG NAME

Her name when written was never ending
Made it difficult when a letter she was sending
Filling out forms she was in the same boat
In the same position when it came to vote

Her email address went across the screen
Having a long name is cruel and mean
I remember the time she got in trouble with the law
Asking her name the police got more than they bargained for

Having a long name is certainly difficult and hard
Keeps the printers happy though when doing a business card