“She know’s best!!!” ?

She will not listen to reasoning and it’s to hell with explanations when she is faced with any day-to-day logical situations

So she does like she always does and that’s just to tackle it head on..coz she cares not a jot what people think of her, she knows best when all is said and done
Well as she is standing with an electric drill fixing that broken shelf.. “Now if I shove a couple of screws in here” she’s thinking to herself

Of course her hubby’s sat slouched upon the sofa with his bulbous shadow against the wall.. blowing a gasket at his favourite side kicking a football
“STOP THAT DAM RACKET!!!” as the electric drilling makes a loud noise “CAN’T YOU SEE I NEED TO CONSENTRATE WHEN I AM SUPPORTING MY BOYS!!”

But she simply turns the other cheek..infact.. did someone whisper something? .. She starts to sing a song and just at that very crucial moment her hand uses the drill wrong!!
“BANG!!” “CRASH!!” and “WALLOP!!” the entire kitchen unit crashes DOWN.. ripping out plaster and electric wiring that was red, green and yellow, blue, red and brown

Yikes what a calamity she has caused today.. “Ah well he can
Sort it!!” as she stomps past the blanked out television screen and storms away
And she does hear him yelling and bawling when he sees the tv wires lying in a heap..as she lies lovingly in betwixt her bubbled bath with rose-petalled, hot running water so deep ?