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SITTING DOWN

SITTING DOWN

I am on the bus going into town
So starts my day by sitting down
I go into Starbucks for my weekly treat
Having a chai tea latte on a plush leather seat

The barbers is next on the things I must do
I sit down while the barber makes me look brand new
I then wonder outside to sit on the summer grass
Once again I'm sitting on my lazy ass

All this sitting down brings me joy and smiles
I am ever so grateful I don't suffer from piles

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