Poem -

Size doesn't matter

He was big and I was small
Our eyes first met across the hall
Instant attraction turned to fear
OMG its huge, don't come near!

It will never fit
Still in it goes
Wow the pleasure, it curls my toes
Sometimes things are meant to be
Size doesn't matter
Neither does he.

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