Skinny Dipping

I saw skinny dippers diving into the salty sea
They didn’t hide their nudity when they noticed me
Tho I turned around in embarassment at their wobbly bits and bobs 
I heard them mocking me with their great big gobs

Now don’t get me wrong I believe it is each to their own
but bathing in the baltic must have chilled them to the bone
Standing in the starkers in the middle of the ocean
Calling and a’bawling causing a commotion

Mind you I didn’t hang around long enough to take in the view
but they were wearing nothing but bithday suits and by gum how they were blue
Haha I bet they were shivering standing in the nude
It must have been exhilerating
but Oh my goodness they were rude