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Slammed

author
Deb
Slammed

Like a four leaf clover
without Barnes and 
noble,
Im not shy and won’t 
lie to make you shed 
a tear to cry.
I’ll sure tell ya 
its wickity whack
sneak, snap, slap,
bibbity boo uggh
clap clap..
I’m not slammed 
Because your a bad
canned ham that
got damned…

~Deb 🤘🏼✌🏼

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Freestyle
Topic: 
Humour
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