Poem - 08 March 2022, 19:56

Slammed

Slammed

Like a four leaf clover
without Barnes and
noble,
Im not shy and won’t
lie to make you shed
a tear to cry.
I’ll sure tell ya
its wickity whack
sneak, snap, slap,
bibbity boo uggh
clap clap..
I’m not slammed
Because your a bad
canned ham that
got damned…

~Deb 🤘🏼✌🏼

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