‘Slap, bang’!!! Stupid man 😩

This was by far the grandest gourmet finery that she ever did make

Such a sheer perfectionate  pièce de résistance chocolate cake

Completely covered and smothered with Cadbury’s flake..

Well it looked so delicious and a work of fine art

And she wasn’t sure how on earth it would turn out, certainly not at the very start 

Though she had scrutinised through her cookery books within the sections of ‘À la carte’

But the proof had to be in the pudding as her better half tried to cut a slice apart..

So he stuck the sharpest knife he could find from the kitchen drawer

Right ‘Slap, bang’ in the very middle stabbing the central core

And Oh my Giddiant what happened next made an awful loud uproar

As his screaming wife shouted “I WANT A DIVORCE!!!” her cake splattered in a chocolate calamity all over the clean kitchen floor...🤣