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Sliced Loins

Sliced Loins

When she was done
pillaging my soul
and ravaging my bank account
the lovely Jezebel succubus
I so deeply loved
disposed of my emasculated carcass
like a used up candy wrapper

The real continuing tragedy
of my sad story
is that even after
this betrayal of trust
I would take her back tomorrow
with open arms and credit cards

Such is the blind power of lust

I do so wish
me and my perpetually
in heat gender
could learn from the hard lesson
that inevitably happens
when we follow
our wrong frickin head

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