‘Slugs’ & Cortisone?
What a funny fashion girls are following today
The latest trend ‘Slug-eyebrow’
Gets overdone I’ve gotta say
Yet pretty girls won’t agree with me now
They have these mahoosive black
Thick slugs painted on each brow
I am not easily shocked
There is nothing left to amaze
But I look at lasses when I’m shopping
I just don’t get this weird craze
Especially the young girls
The ones that live in the city
Do they really think these garden pests on their faces look pretty
Well in my opinion they look odd
I have even seen slugs feathered
Next It’l be chains from their noses fixed to slugs so they’re tethered
Haha tho what will be next
I can’t imagine what it will be
Tho there’s nothing in this world
Will ever astonish me
Oh what about those plumped-up lips
That’s another latest fad
Injected with cortisone
What’s going on ? How mad
Such beautiful lasses
Dressed up-to-date so chic
Yet ‘Slug’ eyebrows with colossal lips
Make them look like a geek
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Comments
Ahaha, that's so funny I love it!
Eeh but its true tho haha weird times!!! Thanks luv so much xx