Smoke Breaks & Candy Crush

In 2018, 
research showed
that workers 
who take smoke breaks
during work
waste 6 days
of productivity
 a year.

Research also shows.
workers lose 8 hours
a week of productivity
by playing
on their cell phones
equaling 10 days
of productivity
a year.

Non-smokers
are asking
for an extra
six days of
vacation per year.

I should get
an extra 16 days
of vacation since
I neither smoke
nor own
a cell phone.