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Snarky Bitch

Snarky Bitch


     True to form, “ Snarky Bitch” crashes a perfect party with the keel of her shipwreck going on about how Susan had a nose job and nowadays she can’t find a man without a microscope or some shit.... with her HAIR doing cartwheels on the patio with perfect stars gasping overhead like Elmo. 
 

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