Snow White v. United States

In the case
of Miss Snow White
v. United States 
the defendant
is currently
under IRS scrutiny
for not withholding
Social Security tax
from her alleged
off the books
compensation
to her dwarf employees

Her defense claims
Miss White should be
absolved of legal blame
citing precedent
in the recent settlement
between the government
and Mr W Wonka
where his U.S. oompa loompa
work force were deemed to be
fictitious slave labor property
and therefore not subject
to 21st century tax laws 

Current employers
of elves and minions
share a similar legal opinion
and are monitoring
this case very closely