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SO MANY QUESTIONS MUMMY

How does Santa Claus know where I live ?
He has so many presents to deliver and give
I have been such a good little boy this year 
Does that mean he will deliver a new bike to me here ?

Why does Santa Claus always dress in bright red ?
I notice his beard is always white it has to be said
My sister doesn't believe that he is a real man
I say to her no one delivers presents like Santa can

I am only six and it is only two more sleeps to go
When should I go to bed mummy I would like to know
All these questions need an answer I am sorry to say 
Merry Christmas dear Santa and have a great day

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Djangos Daughter

I'm here with my 7 year old granddaughter Kieran and she just read this. Only 1 sleep to go! Merry Christmas to you from us both x

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