Poem -

Social Distancing

Social Distancing

A weekΒ 
ago
They
Preached
inclusionΒ 
Today
Social
Distancing
Is
The
New
Buzz
Word

Maybe
The
Term
MYOB (MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS)
could
BeΒ 
Utilized
Instead

Seriously
The
GovernmentΒ 
Media
Social networks
ProgressiveΒ 
ass hole
neighbors
I think
It is time
For
An
Adult
Time Out

Stand in the corner..

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Being Me

What I like about your work, Greg, is that you say it like it is! Keep 'em coming x

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author
Greg Etsell

hay finally you got
nominated iΒ  hope
you win great poem
now that yourΒ  going to
stay home more
you can write more

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author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Thank you Greg. I am little shocked that this one got nominated.Β  It is has been about 2 years since I have gotten nominated.Β  I am humbled.

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