SOMEONE LIKE YOU

'Never mind, I'll just have to find someone like you,'
is that possible, difficult to match with anyone new;
your traits, agoniising waits, and all that irritates,
din't pick the 'bits' up and always left open the gates.

However, despite alll that - let's face it, you're unmatchable,
although at the time, your peccadilloes were terrible;
time to perform duty but told: 'Your heart's not in it,'
when I'm covered in grass cuttings, what do you expect.

I only come with oral sex, blimey there must be a hex
on everything that's wonderful, supposed to be lovely sex;
be more loving, appreciative of those pear shaped breasts,
enough - how many more demands before my case rests.

'II must have been love but it's over now,'
'It must have been love but I lost it somehow.'

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