Speculative

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Dummy

Dummy

She’s a dummy
Replaceable and chummy
Inadequate, she’s the leftover scraps
Is she...

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Daiya vegan non dairy...

Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on...

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Picturesque Peaks

Golden glow of Sunshine

Picturesque Peaks

Strolling down the foliage-flanked pathway
Rambling through the leaf-peeping forest,
Into a...

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The Girl in Me

A Phoenix Fire

The Girl in Me

In Phoenix fire, there is a bird of culture,
Whose feathers inspire the girl in me
My fire...

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment

alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck
seconds elapse imperceptibly
leaving me...

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Example

dedicated to........... our friends Rebecca and George

Example

Mosquitos destroy the blood!
Lion will only nibble,
Leak; overflows with flood!
...

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Deciphering crossword...

Livingsocial at 324 Level Road
circa post high school graduation
found yours truly...

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Among an unnamed female...

Analogous to black box
holding untold secrets,
(after deadly plane crash
no survivors...

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Labor Day 2022

Labor Day 2022

Courtesy of one or more tradesmen,
first Monday in September set aside
for employees able,...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable...

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste...

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Increase In Head Size

Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion
flitting hither and yon, to and fro
within cranium...

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Survivor

Survivor

I’m a Survivor of his wondering hands that he somehow found it so hard to control
Those hand taught...

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anticipatory anxiety...

especially bombardment of online scare tactics
courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs...

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Festering

Festering

Courageous dinosaur!
Hear vibrating roar?
Cedars of Lebanon,
Any to tread upon?...

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The Mandolin Player

Letters from the shed

The Mandolin Player

Five finger dancers jête fret to fret.
They spring and leap with incandescent glee
unknown to...

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Mine courtship and marriage...

As September daze will soon arrive
recollections from a
psychologically checkered past...

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Courtesy Google, I learned...

Constitutes the world’s largest
first-party data platform
for insights, activation and...