Poem -

SPELL CHECK

SPELL CHECK

do you believe in fairies ?
 hob goblins
pixies and elves ?
do you ?   I do
I see them , without their fancy dress
I see them .. by the copier
working their gobblede gook
it spreads like wildfire
down the club, pass the office,
in the inglenook
hubble bubble hubble babble
I'll put a spell on him..
there..you .. go.
tell him all he wants to hear
and he'll never be able to recant it
as  he wont know his arse
from his elbow,,
oh my charms are enchanting
thrice times round your neck
and a thrusting of the hips
he's mine...I have him in my grasp
betwixt thigh and thunder
as he goes under
I am the Mistress of all loves tricks..
but he does not
but he will not
but he has not
responded  as predicted...
Vexations !
a Warlock in Creeps clothing

 

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Jason Brown

Wonderfully offbeat and a little unhinged...

J ;)

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pauline codd

Thanks Linda and Jason..I should pen more but work gets in the way..don't get time to read nor write these days...x

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Lorna

Hi Pauline, Funny and brilliant, you really have such a gripping yet hilarious way with words. It compels me to read it
Lorna xxx

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pauline codd

Thank you Lorna....sometimes get these ideas and comparison about the strangest things..should write them down because ad the day develops I forget them all..xx like to read comment's.. X

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pauline codd

Thanks Tina and Lorna.. I like a twist..even a tango...ooh Marlon...
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pauline codd

Relic...thankyou,,,,what would we do without a bit of fairy tale...oops

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